In His Own Words
About him
fed up being alone with a Dating App. I am normal and haven't been institutionalised YET? There is still time and I'm getting there with every other day I'm on here . lol. Can someone help me diagnose my condition.
forest and dog photos May 2024. not that long ago and haven't had any procedures like Botox or face lift in the meantime . maybe I should get one ( face-lift) = Don't answer that ! lol. Don't even use products on my hair and don't take my teeth out at night. SELFIE photos taken 20th October 2025. !!!!! ?????
"I met her at the Burger King, fell in love by the Soda Machine, so we took the car downtown, the kids were all hanging around. Hanging out on a night like this I'm gonna give her a great big kiss, I'm gonna make her mine, everythings gonna be real fine" The Ramones.
About his ideal match
Looking for someone from the Bank of Endearment not the Bank of England.
mutual respect and courtesy. Inner satisfaction and comfort. Chemistry. Feel comfortable and have an easy confidence. I'm a man, we are all shallow so someone with a nice face and an interesting enough profile . Regrettably or not you have to spend time with someone to find and create that spark and connection. Don't make the highlight of the week taking the wheelie bin in so find someone you might be tempted to put in the wheelie bin now and again lol. go on admit it we all have our moments!
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Falkirk, Falkirk, Scotland | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
63 | |
Star sign: |
Aries | |
Height: |
6' 0" (183cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye colour: |
Brown | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Secondary | |
Occupation: |
Financial services | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Europe | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
48 - 63 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 0" (184cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Full figured | ||
Looks: |
Above Average | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Kindness; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Favourite colour: |
Purple |
Hair style: |
Short; Curly |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body hair: |
Light |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A music concert; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery |
Music preferences: |
Country & Western; Folk; Jazz; Latin; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae |
Reading: |
I read books occasionally |
Books: |
Fiction |
TV habits: |
I tend to watch sport |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Mystery; Romance |
Interests: |
Gardening; Music |
Sports: |
Dance; Football (Soccer) |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; French; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm in the middle of a divorce |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
In the country |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Feelings about using Jazz FM Dating: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |