In His Own Words
About him
Because otherwise writing this would have been a terrible waste of time.
Plus more words.
Some of them deeply poignant.
Mostly just inane jibber jabber.
About his ideal match
One of those living humans.
With skin.
And bones.
Bonus points if they can magic pizza out of thin air.
What His Friends Say
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Taunton, Somerset, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
30 | |
Star sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair colour: |
Blonde | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily diet: |
Vegetarian | |
Smoking: |
Ask me later | |
Drinking: |
Ask me later | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Administrative / Secretarial | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
Ask me later | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 10 miles of postcode district TA1 (Taunton) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
18 - 37 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed; It's Complicated | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Puerile |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
Time |
Party behaviour: |
A gate-crasher |
Personality traits: |
Melancholy; Optimistic; Wild |
Valued qualities: |
Kindness |
Fashion sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite clothing: |
Some sensual satin lingerie |
Favourite colour: |
Gold |
Hair style: |
It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body hair: |
Hairy |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Music preferences: |
Folk; Jazz; Punk; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; World |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
TV habits: |
I rarely watch television |
Movie frequency: |
Never |
