In His Own Words
About him
I don't know who I am. I'm fine with that. I watch, I listen, I read, and I see what I want to see, I hear what I want to hear and I read between the lines. I have images on my body and images in my head. Some are true, some are blurred. I do gigs, I do books, I do pubs and I do deprecation, mostly of the self variety, and I do grassy trails which usually lead nowhere at all. I don't do god or politics or animals and I don't want them in my life. I want wry asides and lazy sundays and that smile. Your smile. I don't know what I want. But I do. I like it this way.
About his ideal match
She's beautiful but mostly thinks not. She cuts to the chase but she'll play with my words. She's sexy but she rarely feels it. She cuts to the quick and the sand runs between my fingers. She's woken at 40 and thought where did it go...and she just wants someone to show her where it is again. She watches, she listens, she reads, and she sees what she wants to see, she hears what she wants to hear, and she'll read between my lines. She'll be godless and funny and impulsive and deadly. She'll be perfectly imperfect. And she'll see me for who I am and not who I think I am.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Leeds, Yorkshire - West, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
56 | |
Star sign: |
Scorpio | |
Height: |
5' 11" (180cm) | |
Body type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Legal | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French; Spanish | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 10 miles of postcode district LS1 (Leeds) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
40 - 60 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Athletic; Curvaceous; Full figured | ||
Looks: |
Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Atheist |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Caustic |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Outspoken |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Hair style: |
Disappearing |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body hair: |
Hairy |
Body art: |
Several tattoos |
Date activities: |
A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Electronic Dance Music; Punk |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Fiction |
TV habits: |
I don't have a television |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Independent |
Interests: |
Card games; Cooking; Music; Reading; Writing books |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Athletics; Badminton; Cricket; Cycling; Football (Soccer); Rugby |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
French; Italian; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Reading a book |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I don't like pets |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Bird(s); Dog(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Erotica; Intelligence; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
On a beach |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Honesty: |
Very |